There was this fellow from Eastern Kentucky who had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in his car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious that he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tar."
In response, the passerby asked, "What's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down, they tell you to put flares in the front of the car and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither!"
Jul 07, 2008 @ 20:27:17
