"Abraham Lincoln Vampire Killer"

I saw the preview during This Means War, appropriately enough, and people were laughing at the wrong places. Looks like they went for the absurdity or incongruity but maybe taken a step or two too far. Gotta admit though, if they could work it in, I'd pay big money to see old Honest Abe or even Jesus Christ take an ax to the Twilight crowd. Hmmm, y'know, I might have something there, Jesus Christ: Superstar Vampire Killer, the musical.

You might be onto a whole new genre of film there Ghandi: Bane of the Werewolves-on ice

Yeah, but which would freeze over last, Hell or the Ganges.