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@rondetto Said

My first job was as joiner working on the construction of a large block of flats .

I met a girl there who was a plumber who eventually became my wife.

I guess it was love at first site.
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I accidentally used dog shampoo today.

I'm feeling like such a good boy.
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My mate passed the exam to go on Mastermind. He told the producer he could instantly say his name forwards and backwards.

"Right sir.....and your name is?"

"Bob."
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I first met my wife on a village green!

There were marquees, food stalls, tug of war and a tombola..

Fete brought us together.
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Just bought a WW2 Hand Grenade From a Car Boot Sale for 50p I was Blown Away.
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On holiday with the wife and she said have you seen my flip flops?

I said yes, now put your bikini top back on.
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My grandpa was a trapeze artist in the circus who sadly suffered from incontinence.

They used to put him on first to warm the crowd up.
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This getting old is a terrible. I blacked out for twenty minutes this morning, then I realised I'd put my hoodie on backwards.
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My friend said his wife wants to spend their savings on learning to drive a steamroller.

He said he’s not going to stand in her way.
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I saw on Crimewatch that Police are still looking for leads.

I phoned and told them its near Bradford.
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