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@rondetto Said

Went out to dinner last night,The waiter comes over to our table and says," For starters we have Badger Soup,followed by Badger Roast and finishing with Badger Mousse"

I said," Is there anything Else to eat apart from Badger"?,The Waiter said,"No,It's a Sett Menu"

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I popped into Argos earlier and asked if they had the game 'Operation'.
They said they did, but there's a 2 year waiting list!

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Last weekend, I competed in the world race walking championship for the fourth time running.
Needless to say, I was disqualified again.

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I do enjoy going into a Charity Shop, picking up a random shoe and asking them if they have it in my size.

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I bought my wife a mood ring; it turns red when she's annoyed.
So far, I'm not sure if it turns any other colours.

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I hate xmas.
I work hard all year long to buy my kids the presents they want and what happens on Christmas morning.... The fat one with the beard gets all the credit
Still... My fault for marrying her.

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Did you know, Cannon and Ball wrote most of their own material some of it was Cannons but most of it was Balls.

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