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rondetto On February 06, 2025




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 28, 2024 @ 07:59:37
I applied for a personal loan and they asked what its for.
I said "It's personal."

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The instructions for the chicken goujons said "Turn halfway through cooking".
Now I'm facing away from the oven and can't tell if they're ready!

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My elderly neighbour just reached 110
Thats the last time i get in a car with her!

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Had a stroke of luck this morning.
Took my old Chinese Microwave to be valued at the local Auctioneers.
Turns out it dates back to the Ping Dynasty.

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I saw a golf buggy parked in the disabled bay, I thought I wonder what his handicap is?

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Did you know, 18% of men like women with big thighs ...11% of men like women with skinny thighs ..all the rest just like something in between.

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Just downloaded the soundtrack of Titanic,its syncing at the moment.

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Police have raided a factory producing thousands of counterfeit Kipling products. A Police spokesman said " They're exceedingly good fakes"

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Just been to the opticians to get my eyes tested and you'll never guess who I bumped into whilst I was there..
... everyone!

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Darkman666 On about 8 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jul 28, 2024 @ 18:53:20
@rondetto Said

I applied for a personal loan and they asked what its for.
I said "It's personal."

___

The instructions for the chicken goujons said "Turn halfway through cooking".
Now I'm facing away from the oven and can't tell if they're ready!

___

My elderly neighbour just reached 110
Thats the last time i get in a car with her!

___

Had a stroke of luck this morning.
Took my old Chinese Microwave to be valued at the local Auctioneers.
Turns out it dates back to the Ping Dynasty.

___



I saw a golf buggy parked in the disabled bay, I thought I wonder what his handicap is?

___

Did you know, 18% of men like women with big thighs ...11% of men like women with skinny thighs ..all the rest just like something in between.

___

Just downloaded the soundtrack of Titanic,its syncing at the moment.

___

Police have raided a factory producing thousands of counterfeit Kipling products. A Police spokesman said " They're exceedingly good fakes"

___

Just been to the opticians to get my eyes tested and you'll never guess who I bumped into whilst I was there..
... everyone!

___






Had a stroke of luck this morning.
Took my old Chinese Microwave to be valued at the local Auctioneers.
Turns out it dates back to the Ping Dynasty.

i had also old chinese microwave once. not only, my food was smell bad. after i cooked it from this bad microwave. i think the microwave came from the dong dynasty!
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