Quickies

@rondetto Said

My mate is an opera singer and it’s his birthday soon.
But, what can you get for a tenor these days?

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Here's a thought, Why don't we replace Border Force
with a GP Receptionist
& then lets see who gets in.

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"Mum I'm off out now"
"You're not leaving this house until you've changed that miniskirt."
"Why?"
"Because I can see your balls Richard."

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My mate is getting so upset because he says everyone is talking behind his back at work. I had to remind him, he's a bus driver.

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An ice cream van has caught fire on the M56. The area is surrounded with cones.

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Paddy strolls into work and the boss says: "You're over three hours late."
"I know I am ." says Paddy. "I came out of my house and the car wouldn't start, so I walked to my friend Murphy's house and he gave me a lift to work."
"But you live less than a mile from here," shouts his boss.
"I know I do," says Paddy. "But Murphy doesn't."

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