@rondetto Said 
A lady asked me if I would paint her in the nude. I said “ If you don’t mind I will keep my socks on otherwise I will have nowhere to keep my brushes!”
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So the other day I threw a ball for my dog. Extravagant I know, but he looks great in a tuxedo.
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I've just got some fly spray from the shop!
I've sprayed it all over myself
It's no good, I still can't fly.
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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm clinic?
You phone them and tell them you can’t come.
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i had a bowl of soup yesterday. looking down at the soup. there was a fly, and then i said, " there is a fly in my soup! " and, the fly looking around the soup, and he said, " where!, where, where ! "
Nov 11, 2023 @ 14:24:31
