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rondetto On about 9 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 03, 2023 @ 12:49:17
Just had a Jeovah witness man at my house, he rang the bell, I answered the Door I invited him in, I asked if wanted a drink, he just sat there never said a word, I said OK what's next, he replied I don't know I've never got this far before!!
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My kids put together a PowerPoint presentation explaining why we should go to the water park…
It has several slides.
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I've created a writing software to rival microsoft.
It’s their Word against mine.
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Me: Boss, I’m sorry I’m late. I was having computer problems.
Boss: Hard Drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.
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My windscreen was covered in ice this morning and I didn't have a proper scraper to remove it so I used my store discount card.
But I only got 20% off.
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If you're thinking of going on a walking tour of a Welsh town, tread Caerphilly.

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Darkman666 On July 14, 2024




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Nov 03, 2023 @ 22:11:40
@rondetto Said

Just had a Jeovah witness man at my house, he rang the bell, I answered the Door I invited him in, I asked if wanted a drink, he just sat there never said a word, I said OK what's next, he replied I don't know I've never got this far before!!
___

My kids put together a PowerPoint presentation explaining why we should go to the water park…
It has several slides.
___

I've created a writing software to rival microsoft.
It’s their Word against mine.
___

Me: Boss, I’m sorry I’m late. I was having computer problems.
Boss: Hard Drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.
___

My windscreen was covered in ice this morning and I didn't have a proper scraper to remove it so I used my store discount card.
But I only got 20% off.
___
If you're thinking of going on a walking tour of a Welsh town, tread Caerphilly.

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