Quickies

@rondetto Said

You know what they say about cold spaghetti.
Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.
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A young lad knocked on my door for Halloween & said, "Trick or Treat?"
I said, "What have you come as?"
He said, "A werewolf."
I said, "But you haven't got a costume on you're just in normal clothes."
He said, "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, idiot!"
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