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rondetto On July 07, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Oct 25, 2023 @ 14:29:49
Bob, an undertaker recently came home with a black eye. His wife asked him: "What happened to you?"
"I've had a terrible day," says Bob. "I had to go to a hotel where a guest had died in his sleep. When I got there the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had a huge erection."
"Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked man laying on the bed with a huge erection, So I grabbed his erection with both hands and tried to bend it in half."
"I see," said the wife, "That must have been terrible, but how did you get the black eye?"
"It was the wrong room."
Darkman666 On about 17 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Oct 25, 2023 @ 16:13:40
@rondetto Said

Bob, an undertaker recently came home with a black eye. His wife asked him: "What happened to you?"
"I've had a terrible day," says Bob. "I had to go to a hotel where a guest had died in his sleep. When I got there the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had a huge erection."
"Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked man laying on the bed with a huge erection, So I grabbed his erection with both hands and tried to bend it in half."
"I see," said the wife, "That must have been terrible, but how did you get the black eye?"
"It was the wrong room."


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