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rondetto On July 07, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 17, 2023 @ 07:21:47
My French neighbour popped his head over my fence this morning - He had an accident whilst cleaning his guillotine!
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Superman is taking a midnight stroll past a church, when a priest runs down the stairs and says 'Superman can you help me move some old coffins down some stairs?' ' Are you crazy shouts Superman? I can't go near the Crypt tonight'
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I've just bought some new golfing socks; I gotta take them back - there's a hole in one!
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One day a famous man went to a nursing home to see all of his friends again and see how there were doing. When he got there EVERYBODY greeted him because of course, everybody knew him. One man he noticed didn't come up to him or say anything to him, so later he walked up to the man and asked him "Do you know who I am?" and the old man replied "No, but you can go to the front desk and they'll tell you."
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This is something that happened at a care home in Margate. The people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear him through the door and he said that he was running late and would be down shortly so she went back to the dining area. An hour later he still hadn't arrived so she went back up towards his room and she found him on the stairs. He was coming down the stairs but was having a hell of time. He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work right. She told him she was going to call an ambulance but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast. So she helped him the rest of the way down the stairs and he had his breakfast. When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to get up even the first step so they called an ambulance for him. A couple hours later she called the hospital to see how he was doing. The receptionist there said he was fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his boxer shorts.
Hawkeye666 On October 17, 2023




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 17, 2023 @ 18:40:15
@rondetto Said

My French neighbour popped his head over my fence this morning - He had an accident whilst cleaning his guillotine!
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Superman is taking a midnight stroll past a church, when a priest runs down the stairs and says 'Superman can you help me move some old coffins down some stairs?' ' Are you crazy shouts Superman? I can't go near the Crypt tonight'
___

I've just bought some new golfing socks; I gotta take them back - there's a hole in one!
___

One day a famous man went to a nursing home to see all of his friends again and see how there were doing. When he got there EVERYBODY greeted him because of course, everybody knew him. One man he noticed didn't come up to him or say anything to him, so later he walked up to the man and asked him "Do you know who I am?" and the old man replied "No, but you can go to the front desk and they'll tell you."
___

This is something that happened at a care home in Margate. The people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear him through the door and he said that he was running late and would be down shortly so she went back to the dining area. An hour later he still hadn't arrived so she went back up towards his room and she found him on the stairs. He was coming down the stairs but was having a hell of time. He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work right. She told him she was going to call an ambulance but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast. So she helped him the rest of the way down the stairs and he had his breakfast. When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to get up even the first step so they called an ambulance for him. A couple hours later she called the hospital to see how he was doing. The receptionist there said he was fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his boxer shorts.



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