More Puns

@rondetto Said

I told myself I should stop drinking!
But I'm not going to take advice from a drunk who talks to himself!
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I went out with a girl who was a discus thrower for a short while but it was only a fling.
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"Is Finland the best place to see the northern lights?" asked my Spanish friend.
"Norway José!" I replied.
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I wouldn't say my town is rough… but the children's section of the local TK Maxx has a "Back to Court" range.
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Did you here about the Chinese godfather?
He made them an offer they couldn't understand!
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