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rondetto On July 07, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 05, 2023 @ 05:33:16
Old Seamus and his wife lived in a cottage in a remote part of Ireland, with no mod cons, no electricity, phones or mains water.
One day the postman called and left a parcel for the couple. Seamus carried into the kitchen and began to tear it open.
Inside was a plain glass mirror. Neither of the couple had ever seen one before.
"What is it Seamus?" his wife called.
"It's from our son Patrick in London. He's sent us a picture of himself."
"That's lovely!" he replied.
"Ah dear me," said the man, "The life in London is telling on him. He looks so old and worn out!"
His wife peered over his shoulder. "No wonder!", she said, "Look at the old hag he's taken up with!"
Darkman666 On about 18 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 05, 2023 @ 22:01:49
@rondetto Said

Old Seamus and his wife lived in a cottage in a remote part of Ireland, with no mod cons, no electricity, phones or mains water.
One day the postman called and left a parcel for the couple. Seamus carried into the kitchen and began to tear it open.
Inside was a plain glass mirror. Neither of the couple had ever seen one before.
"What is it Seamus?" his wife called.
"It's from our son Patrick in London. He's sent us a picture of himself."
"That's lovely!" he replied.
"Ah dear me," said the man, "The life in London is telling on him. He looks so old and worn out!"
His wife peered over his shoulder. "No wonder!", she said, "Look at the old hag he's taken up with!"


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