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rondetto On September 20, 2023




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 02, 2023 @ 10:21:27
A loud knock came to my door last night, and when I opened it, there were two policemen standing there.
With that tone that only the cops use, one asked me "Where were you between 5 and 7?"
I replied, "Me, well I was at primary school!"
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I went to the doctor and said I've got ear ache, inflamed sinuses, conjunctivitis and headaches, but he was dismissive...
He told me, “It’s all in your head.”
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My doctor advised me to cut down on my sodium intake.

I took his advice with a pinch of salt.
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Darkman666 On September 15, 2023




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 02, 2023 @ 19:19:47
@rondetto Said

A loud knock came to my door last night, and when I opened it, there were two policemen standing there.
With that tone that only the cops use, one asked me "Where were you between 5 and 7?"
I replied, "Me, well I was at primary school!"
___

I went to the doctor and said I've got ear ache, inflamed sinuses, conjunctivitis and headaches, but he was dismissive...
He told me, “It’s all in your head.”
___

My doctor advised me to cut down on my sodium intake.

I took his advice with a pinch of salt.
___



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