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rondetto On about 8 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 05, 2023 @ 15:45:46
An inventor went to the Patents office to register a new folding bottle he'd invented.
"What's it called?" the office clerk asked.
"A Fottle." replied the inventor. "It's short for a folding bottle."
"That sounds such a silly name." said the clerk.
"Well, I've also invented a folding carton that I call a Farton."
"I'm very sorry, there's no way we can allow that, it's far too rude."
"Oh dear." said the inventor. "Then I guess you won't want to hear about my
folding bucket."
Darkman666 On about 6 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 05, 2023 @ 18:18:39
@rondetto Said

An inventor went to the Patents office to register a new folding bottle he'd invented.
"What's it called?" the office clerk asked.
"A Fottle." replied the inventor. "It's short for a folding bottle."
"That sounds such a silly name." said the clerk.
"Well, I've also invented a folding carton that I call a Farton."
"I'm very sorry, there's no way we can allow that, it's far too rude."
"Oh dear." said the inventor. "Then I guess you won't want to hear about my
folding bucket."


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