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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#61New Post! Apr 24, 2010 @ 00:56:32
@Katt Said

Speaking of intelligence or NOT..

CLUELESS, absolutely CLUELESS..




iwannano On May 19, 2010
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#62New Post! Apr 24, 2010 @ 02:20:16
I wonder if the number of replies / pages to this joke is a record ? Just wondering not asking.
sAeGeSpAeNe On October 05, 2021
Part-time Nidologist





The other Bristol..., Connecti
#63New Post! Apr 24, 2010 @ 03:17:14
@iwannano Said

This one may be more to your liking .


PSALM 2009

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.


I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog ......
And Obama was a tree.


........now rendered, suitable for framing!



Jennifer1984 On July 20, 2022
Returner and proud





Penzance, United Kingdom
#64New Post! Apr 27, 2010 @ 11:32:04
@jonnythan Said

No, I can't imagine it, because the US would absolutely not allow it. And the US, you know, doesn't take over foreign lands and simply add them to the "Empire."



No, the US doesn't have an "empire" in the classical sense. What the US does instead, is invade foreign countries, install puppet regimes that have their strings pulled from Washington while the US Army bombs that country to dust, butchers vast swathes of the civilian population and then steals whatever resources it can lay its hands on.

I'm surprised you hadn't noticed..... because the rest of the world has.


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boxerdc On December 18, 2012

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#65New Post! Apr 27, 2010 @ 13:01:41
@Katt Said

People hear what he says.. I've heard him make the statement several times.. "Words are important, how you use them, what you say shows the kind of person you are or represent".. true or not?? Take TOTUS away and you see what is left.. Pun intended..


Take his TOTUS away and he could write on his hand..

bob_the_fisherman On January 30, 2023
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, Angola
#66New Post! Dec 04, 2022 @ 11:54:49
@bob_the_fisherman Said



Man, read some history. They may not create an empire in the old imperialist sense, but they certainly created a fair old empire of proxy tyrants over the last hundred years.

The sole reason for the USA attacking and hating Fidel/Cuba was that the US lost one of its imperialist slave states. US involvement in Vietnam was to maintain a western slave state, as was intervention in Chile, Nicaragua, Angola, Indonesia, the Phillipines, Malaysia, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, (the Middle East in general really), Gautemala etc etc etc.

Poor ol' George must have been weeping for a long time now...



@Jennifer1984 Said

No, the US doesn't have an "empire" in the classical sense. What the US does instead, is invade foreign countries, install puppet regimes that have their strings pulled from Washington while the US Army bombs that country to dust, butchers vast swathes of the civilian population and then steals whatever resources it can lay its hands on.

I'm surprised you hadn't noticed..... because the rest of the world has.


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One upon a time you and I agreed on stuff...

Anyway, if you happen to see this, I hope you're well...
chaski On April 19, 2024
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#67New Post! Dec 04, 2022 @ 20:54:12
But we had to do all that dictator, puppet nation s*** to stop the evil leftists… Right?

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