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rondetto On about 19 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Dec 04, 2022 @ 11:22:22
They are now talking about banning glitter this Christmas…

Its been on the cards for years!
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When the Spanish Armada was approaching the Queen said to Drake, "Do you have sufficient ships?"

He said"No, but you can have a bite of my pasty."
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Not saying I live in a rough area but just bought an advent calendar and half the windows are boarded up!
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My son has asked for a train set for Christmas...

Can't find one anywhere so I'm getting him a replacement bus service set instead!
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At this time of year, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep…

Maybe that's why I'm no longer a fireman!
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I fell down the stairs in the airport the other day and hurt my arm...

Nothing serious just an airline fracture!
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Darkman666 On about 12 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Dec 04, 2022 @ 16:53:34
@rondetto Said

They are now talking about banning glitter this Christmas…

Its been on the cards for years!
_____________
When the Spanish Armada was approaching the Queen said to Drake, "Do you have sufficient ships?"

He said"No, but you can have a bite of my pasty."
________________
Not saying I live in a rough area but just bought an advent calendar and half the windows are boarded up!
________________
My son has asked for a train set for Christmas...

Can't find one anywhere so I'm getting him a replacement bus service set instead!
________________
At this time of year, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep…

Maybe that's why I'm no longer a fireman!
________________
I fell down the stairs in the airport the other day and hurt my arm...

Nothing serious just an airline fracture!
________________


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