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rondetto On about 2 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 29, 2022 @ 12:13:21
A man staggers into Accident and Emergency with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife," he tells the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows".

"We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's bum. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
shadowen On March 22, 2024




Bunyip Bend, Australia
#2New Post! Sep 29, 2022 @ 13:24:24
Darkman666 On about 22 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Sep 29, 2022 @ 15:31:14
@rondetto Said

A man staggers into Accident and Emergency with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife," he tells the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows".

"We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's bum. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"


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