So there I was ...

there i was in middle of the country road. i look at both right and left, see two different roads. then i look down on the ground, and found a fork in the middle road.

i realizes then i must be fork in the road!

... picking up dog poop in the back yard. With two dogs, long grass, and it's been a few days, I thought...

I'm not going to get all of it.
So why try to get any of it?

... picking up dog poop in the back yard. With two dogs, long grass.


how you pick your dates, i do that,too!

Hmm...on game cartridge's / discs there is already a full story with beginning and end.

The player may play the same game over and over or break away at save points to return to later.

Upon reload you might have to replay a few minutes again before you get to the point where you left off.

There in recollection of your last session may be what is known as 'Deja Vu.'

Maybe that's what is meant by 'Jesus Saves' but I hope not because I don't plan on stepping into any churches.

... watching the infrastructure bill flounder in congress and wondering ...

Should I learn how to make squirrel jerky?

…watching my cat sleeping in my favorite chair thinking, “goddamn my left leg hurts today (long story) if my cat was a dog I probably could have trained him to get me beer out of the fridge.”

Of course I don’t drink beer, so I would have taught my dog a useless skill.

😩

no wonder you always outside taking photos of insects, because your dog and your cat, won't let you come in your house after dark.

Yeah… no dogs for me. I don’t dig s*** cleaning detail.

I don’t even worry about cat litter.

I have a box of it… unused as my cat is like, “F that uncouth s***ting in the house nonsense, I’ve got a litter box roughly 1 square mile… I save the good poop for the neighbors dogs’ yard…I think the dumbasses eat it!”

🙀

😹

i know how that feels, not my cat or my dog was doing in my backyard like that. really wasn't them, i had to put one of those small sliding door on my backdoor's door, so my girlfrield get out and go. she really mess up the backyard, she was digging holes for her dogbones and gave her.

... listening to the phone ring and thinking...

If Alexander Graham Bell had been named Alexander Graham Whistle,
Would our phones be whistling at us today?

depending if you and he is going drink that night, if he is the designed driver!

it would tell us, that he whistled awhile, he works!

... getting checked for a concussion and wondering:

Maybe I shouldn't have called her "Gabby" during the argument

so there i was was in the middle of crossroad, when a big iceberg ran over me. the damn iceberg pass the red light, and ran me over.

don't you hate that when happen to you !!

... sitting in the backyard and just taking in my own little spot in the universe.
The blowing wind, making waves across the distant trees, and eventually rustling the leaves nearby.
The chirping birds, the wind chimes, a distant lawn mower, and the occasional vehicle going down the street
and I think to myself...

My God!!
What computing power this must take to create this simulation just for me!!