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rondetto On about 7 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jun 11, 2022 @ 16:07:27
A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting.

" Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says

The two Englishmen just stare at him.

" Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?"

The two continue to stare.

"Parlate Italiano?" No response.

"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.

The Swiss man drives of, extremely disgusted.

The first Englishman turns to the second and says, " You know Giles, maybe we should learn a foreign language...."

"Why?" says the other. "That chappie knew four and it didn't do him any good."

"Precisely."
Hawkeye666 On July 02, 2022




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jun 11, 2022 @ 21:13:42
@rondetto Said

A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting.

" Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says

The two Englishmen just stare at him.

" Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?"

The two continue to stare.

"Parlate Italiano?" No response.

"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.

The Swiss man drives of, extremely disgusted.

The first Englishman turns to the second and says, " You know Giles, maybe we should learn a foreign language...."

"Why?" says the other. "That chappie knew four and it didn't do him any good."

"Precisely."





this englishman runs into a man with a parrot on his shoulder. the englishman ask the man, " where you are? " the parrot replied look at the man and the parrot said; " he was made in poland! "
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