A few more

@rondetto Said

A negative person sees the glass of water half empty.
A positive person sees it half full.
A realist adds two shots of whisky, a cube of ice and says "Cheers"
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I noticed the librarian was clearly suffering from sunburn, you'd think he would know better.
He was well red.
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A chap jumps in a taxi says, “King Arthur’s Close”.
The taxi driver says, “Don’t worry I’ll lose him at the lights”…
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