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rondetto On about 3 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 19, 2022 @ 13:31:46
Joe, the Matchmaker, goes to meet Mr. Ford, who has been a bachelor for many years.

Joe says to Mr. Ford, "I suggest you do not delay it any further. I have someone in mind who is just perfect for you. You just have to say yes and I'll arrange for you to meet her. Before you know, you'll be married!"

"Please don't bother," replies Mr. Ford, "I have two sisters at home, who take care of all my needs."

Joe says, "Well that's good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife."

"I said I had 'two sisters'. I didn't say they were mine!"
Hawkeye666 On October 17, 2023




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! May 19, 2022 @ 17:06:24
@rondetto Said

Joe, the Matchmaker, goes to meet Mr. Ford, who has been a bachelor for many years.

Joe says to Mr. Ford, "I suggest you do not delay it any further. I have someone in mind who is just perfect for you. You just have to say yes and I'll arrange for you to meet her. Before you know, you'll be married!"

"Please don't bother," replies Mr. Ford, "I have two sisters at home, who take care of all my needs."

Joe says, "Well that's good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife."

"I said I had 'two sisters'. I didn't say they were mine!"


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