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rondetto On about 16 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 06, 2022 @ 14:19:35
A girl wanted to join a group of cut-throat robbers and muggers.

In order to weed out the weak and the good, they asked her a number of questions

"Have you robbed, stolen, mugged or been dishonest in any way?"

"Yes" she answered.

"Have you taken drink, drugs or any substances to excess?"

"Yes" she replied

" Have you committed lewd acts with nasty rough men, women, animals or anyone from up north?"

"Yes" came the response

"Have you ever been to Liverpool?"

" Most certainly " she said

" And finally, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"

" No " she retorted, " But I've been twirled around by the Tits a few times
Hawkeye666 On about 10 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! May 06, 2022 @ 17:16:41
@rondetto Said

A girl wanted to join a group of cut-throat robbers and muggers.

In order to weed out the weak and the good, they asked her a number of questions

"Have you robbed, stolen, mugged or been dishonest in any way?"

"Yes" she answered.

"Have you taken drink, drugs or any substances to excess?"

"Yes" she replied

" Have you committed lewd acts with nasty rough men, women, animals or anyone from up north?"

"Yes" came the response

"Have you ever been to Liverpool?"

" Most certainly " she said

" And finally, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"

" No " she retorted, " But I've been twirled around by the Tits a few times


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