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rondetto On January 18, 2022




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 14, 2022 @ 13:15:37
A Woman Sends a Text to Her Husband
“Honey, don't forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.”
Husband: "Who is Valerie?"
Wife: "Nobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw my text."
Husband: "But I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me?"
Wife: "What??! Where are you?"
Husband: "Near the bakery."
Wife: "Wait, I’m coming right now!"
After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
Wife: "I’m at the bakery, where are you?"
Husband: "I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery you buy the bread !"
TenaciousDave On January 14, 2022
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Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunchbox,
#2New Post! Jan 14, 2022 @ 15:45:51
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Hawkeye666 On about 8 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Jan 14, 2022 @ 16:28:23
@rondetto Said

A Woman Sends a Text to Her Husband
“Honey, don't forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.”
Husband: "Who is Valerie?"
Wife: "Nobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw my text."
Husband: "But I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me?"
Wife: "What??! Where are you?"
Husband: "Near the bakery."
Wife: "Wait, I’m coming right now!"
After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
Wife: "I’m at the bakery, where are you?"
Husband: "I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery you buy the bread !"


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