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rondetto On January 18, 2022




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 13, 2022 @ 16:18:41
My wife is threatening to leave me for never putting the toilet seat down.

To be honest, I’m getting a little tired of carrying it around.
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I gave my friend an apple, and he told me he preferred pears.

So I gave him another apple.
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My wife said, "Tell me you love me!"

I said, "Give me a flipping chance, I'm only on my 8th can of Fosters!"
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I was walking past a hardware shop with a friend sign on the window read cast iron sinks - she said any fool knows that.....
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I walked into a cafe this morning with my jack russell. The owner of the cafe said, "Excuse me sir, no dogs allowed in here."

Quick as a flash I said, "I'm blind."

He said, "I thought blind people had labradors or alsations?"

I bent down and said, "Why what have they given me?"

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Hawkeye666 On about 9 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 13, 2022 @ 17:33:42
@rondetto Said

My wife is threatening to leave me for never putting the toilet seat down.

To be honest, I’m getting a little tired of carrying it around.
________________


I gave my friend an apple, and he told me he preferred pears.

So I gave him another apple.
________________

My wife said, "Tell me you love me!"

I said, "Give me a flipping chance, I'm only on my 8th can of Fosters!"
________________

I was walking past a hardware shop with a friend sign on the window read cast iron sinks - she said any fool knows that.....
________________

I walked into a cafe this morning with my jack russell. The owner of the cafe said, "Excuse me sir, no dogs allowed in here."

Quick as a flash I said, "I'm blind."

He said, "I thought blind people had labradors or alsations?"

I bent down and said, "Why what have they given me?"

_______________


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