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rondetto On April 17, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Oct 18, 2021 @ 10:19:41
I was browsing in a large high street department store, looking for suitable gifts.
A salesman soon spotted me and came to my assistance.
"Can I help you, sir"? He asked.
"Yes, I'd like to see what wrist***ches you have for sale" I replied.
"Analogue" ? He asked.
Me: "No thanks, just the watch please."
Darkman666 On about 4 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Oct 18, 2021 @ 19:40:40
@rondetto Said

I was browsing in a large high street department store, looking for suitable gifts.
A salesman soon spotted me and came to my assistance.
"Can I help you, sir"? He asked.
"Yes, I'd like to see what wrist***ches you have for sale" I replied.
"Analogue" ? He asked.
Me: "No thanks, just the watch please."




one day, the police found an homeless man dead in alley. he was wearing timex watch. one of the detective examed the watch on his wrist, and said, " the watch keep ticking, but the wearier didn't keep on ticking! "
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