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rondetto On October 25, 2021




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Oct 05, 2021 @ 17:55:16
These signs have allegedly been spotted in public use.

Sign in a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs.
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In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
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In an office: After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
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English sign in a German cafe: Mothers, please wash your hans before eating.
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Outside a second hand shop: We exchange anything--bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
Darkman666 On about 15 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Oct 05, 2021 @ 20:10:43
@rondetto Said

These signs have allegedly been spotted in public use.

Sign in a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs.
_____________

In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
_____________

In an office: After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
____________

English sign in a German cafe: Mothers, please wash your hans before eating.
____________

Outside a second hand shop: We exchange anything--bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.



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