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rondetto On about 10 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:51:07
Customer: "Do you have any cockroaches?"

Clerk: "Yes we sell them to the fishermen."

Customer: " I would like 20,000 of them."

Clerk: "What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?"

Customer: "I'm moving tomorrow and my landlords lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it."
Darkman666 On about 1 hour ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 12, 2021 @ 14:08:59
@rondetto Said

Customer: "Do you have any cockroaches?"

Clerk: "Yes we sell them to the fishermen."

Customer: " I would like 20,000 of them."

Clerk: "What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?"

Customer: "I'm moving tomorrow and my landlords lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it."


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