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rondetto On September 22, 2021




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 04, 2021 @ 10:43:37
A German Shepherd Dog, a Doberman Pinscher, and a Cat died.

Up in Heaven all three faced God who wanted to know what they believed in.

The German Shepherd replied, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my Master”.

“That’s Good”, said God, “You may sit at my right hand. Now Doberman what do you believe in?”

The Doberman Pinscher replied, “I believe in Love, Care, and protection of my Master”.

“That’s Good”, said God, “You may sit at my left hand”

Then God looked at the cat and asked, “What do you believe in?”

The cat replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat”.
Darkman666 On about 4 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 04, 2021 @ 15:32:14
@rondetto Said

A German Shepherd Dog, a Doberman Pinscher, and a Cat died.

Up in Heaven all three faced God who wanted to know what they believed in.

The German Shepherd replied, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my Master”.

“That’s Good”, said God, “You may sit at my right hand. Now Doberman what do you believe in?”

The Doberman Pinscher replied, “I believe in Love, Care, and protection of my Master”.

“That’s Good”, said God, “You may sit at my left hand”

Then God looked at the cat and asked, “What do you believe in?”

The cat replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat”.



Estevanico On September 15, 2021




Tustin, California
#3New Post! Sep 05, 2021 @ 01:55:10


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