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rondetto On about 8 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 15, 2021 @ 14:19:18
I was just telling my mate that my brother got a job in the circus. He had to be shot out of a cannon.
My mate said "How is he, was he badly hurt?"
I said: "I don't know, they've never found him."
Boxcat70 On January 01, 2022




Derby, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Jul 15, 2021 @ 16:51:25
A mate of mine was a clown at a circus. One day, without permisssion shot himself out ot the cannon. He was fired.
Darkman666 On 22 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Jul 15, 2021 @ 17:39:56
@rondetto Said

I was just telling my mate that my brother got a job in the circus. He had to be shot out of a cannon.
My mate said "How is he, was he badly hurt?"
I said: "I don't know, they've never found him."


Darkman666 On 22 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#4New Post! Jul 15, 2021 @ 17:44:28
@Boxcat70 Said

A mate of mine was a clown at a circus. One day, without permisssion shot himself out ot the cannon. He was fired.




i once dressed up a peanut butter in a circus, and an elephant sat on me. i think an elephant was deciding, if i was crunching or smooth.
rondetto On about 8 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Jul 15, 2021 @ 17:54:03
A holiday maker called a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw from the beach," he was told.
"But how will I recognize it?" asked the man.
Came the reply: "It's the one with all the broken windows."
Darkman666 On 22 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#6New Post! Jul 15, 2021 @ 18:05:18
@rondetto Said

A holiday maker called a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw from the beach," he was told.
"But how will I recognize it?" asked the man.
Came the reply: "It's the one with all the broken windows."




a friend of mine, i had the same idea about " throw a stone fronm the beach " philosphy. he was at the lake, he couldn't find a stone on the beach, instead, threw his mother-in-law in the water.
rondetto On about 8 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#7New Post! Jul 15, 2021 @ 18:12:41



An excellent substitute.
Darkman666 On 22 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#8New Post! Jul 15, 2021 @ 18:17:02
@rondetto Said




An excellent substitute.



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