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Na On about 4 hours ago




, Florida
#1New Post! Jun 30, 2021 @ 19:04:58
Once I had a knot in my shoe and it would not come loose. I tried and tried and tried and tried and it would not come loose I got so mad I kicked the door and stubbed my little toe. Oh no! If only I had learned to use a little self control.
Na On about 4 hours ago




, Florida
#2New Post! Jun 30, 2021 @ 19:06:47
Oh I never liked to brush my teeth and I wish that I could stop. Then I would have more time for candy bars and drinking soda pop. But then my teeth would hurt so bad from all those cavities. Oh me! I better start to brush my teeth so this won’t happen to me.
chaski On about 17 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#3New Post! Jun 30, 2021 @ 19:33:16
Miss Nevada USA becomes first transgender woman to win the pageant.

Kataluna Enriquez made history when she was crowned Miss Nevada USA this week. Enriquez is the first transgender woman to win the title and she will compete in the Miss USA pageant later this year.
Darkman666 On about 6 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#4New Post! Jun 30, 2021 @ 20:13:56
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Groucho Marx
mrmhead On about 9 hours ago




NE, Ohio
#5New Post! Jun 30, 2021 @ 20:35:37
more and more I wonder if you (na) are gak by another name.
chaski On about 17 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#6New Post! Jun 30, 2021 @ 22:08:34
@mrmhead Said

more and more I wonder if you (na) are gak by another name.






"New Profile! GAK, MagicGoat<<-the same"
Na On about 4 hours ago




, Florida
#7New Post! Jul 03, 2021 @ 07:16:07
@Darkman666 Said

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Groucho Marx




Darkman666 On about 6 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#8New Post! Jul 03, 2021 @ 17:50:09
@Na Said



remember that commerical back then, i like one, when the stock flying with the baby over the house's chimmey. suppose, the stock dropped the diaper into the chimmey.

the commerical didn't last long, due the nearsighting stock in the commerical. the stock keep dropping the baby, and smacking the baby against the chimmey. in some tries, the stock missed the house completely.

due the budget cut of the commerical, simple ran out of babies to dropped against the chimmey. once, the stock nailed and the baby in the chimmey.

unfortunely, the baby flew into the kitchen disposal, the crew scooped the baby and it cooked for the lunch.

the crew that said it was best mashing potatoes, they had!
Darkman666 On about 6 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9New Post! Jul 03, 2021 @ 20:07:28
@Darkman666 Said

remember that commerical back then, i like one, when the stock flying with the baby over the house's chimmey. suppose, the stock dropped the diaper into the chimmey.

the commerical didn't last long, due the nearsighting stock in the commerical. the stock keep dropping the baby, and smacking the baby against the chimmey. in some tries, the stock missed the house completely.

due the budget cut of the commerical, simple ran out of babies to dropped against the chimmey. once, the stock nailed and the baby in the chimmey.

unfortunely, the baby flew into the kitchen disposal, the crew scooped the baby and it cooked for the lunch.

the crew that said it was best mashing potatoes, they had!



there a joke behind " mashing potato " refer:

on route 66, one day, a car parks at a gas station on the route. there was a couple, that had a baby in the backseat. without their parent's notice, the baby craw out of the backseat onto the road. the baby sitting on the ground, when the parents drive away.

another car come behind them into the gas station. the driver didn't see the baby on the ground. then, the driver went to the gas station, because he had a flat tire. during the time, that the driver was in there, to " fix the tire " spray, because he did the money for a new new tire. then, the baby decide craw inside the flat fire. then the driver comes back to seal the tire, not notice the baby inside, and seal the tire.

the driver drive away, and five miles away. then, the same tire pop again, and it is a flat again. the driver get out and look inside the tire. the driver see no baby, just mashing potatoes!
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