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rondetto On about 10 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 21, 2021 @ 09:51:23
A man tells his friend, "I went to my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking."
"What did he say?"
"He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate."
"Did that do any good?"
"No I can't get the damn chocolate to light."
Darkman666 On about 7 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 21, 2021 @ 19:51:32
@rondetto Said

A man tells his friend, "I went to my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking."
"What did he say?"
"He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate."
"Did that do any good?"
"No I can't get the damn chocolate to light."




my friend's doctor told him to give up smoking and his wild sex life. the next day, my friend went to new doctor.
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