Well, today we have the absurdity of arch brexiteer John Redwood demanding the free movement of goods between Northern Ireland and the rest of the UK. Yes folks! As the supermarket shelves empty, the folk of NI who voted to Remain in the EU continue to suffer from pure lack of self-determination. So many forms now have to be filled in to trade with ourselves! It is called The Northern Ireland Protocol and ensures free movement of goods with Southern Ireland. This is Boris Johnson's "solution" to the so called "Irish Question".
There will be no forms to fill in, promised Boris. "If you get any, send them to me and I will bin them." Dear old Boris.
Well, maybe a post will soon be coming here direct from Bunyip Bend, full of talk of TAK's and other in-depth analysis, as well as suggestions of just what Mr Johnson meant or did not mean, what he should or shouldn't do - which ignores the reality that Boris is a blustering buffoon whose concept of planning is deciding how many condoms to have in his pocket at any one time and of how he can stretch his meagre PM's pay to cover all his child maintenance payments.
All are "teething problems" we are told. I predict that by the next General Election the questions will revolve around whether or not to rejoin the EU Single Market and Customs Union. The benefits will by then be obvious, the opportunities immense, and the cost far less than the extra costs to business of the additional bureaucracy of the new Trade Deal. The EU directives we would need to comply with will be recognised as totally benign as far as any genuine practical "sovereignty" is concerned..... except of course to those ancient relics of the Empire who like to wave their Union Jacks while laughing out of their a*******s at the gammon who voted Leave because they felt "left behind".
Speaking of the Union, I would say we are beginning to see the unification of Ireland, north and south. Perhaps a very good thing indeed. While Scotland.....well, as they call for a Referendum to "take back control" for themselves dear old Boris must convince them that Referendums are not a good idea and that they will be better off staying within the Union! Good luck Boris, as you bully them and dictate to them, having thrown off the shackles of the bullies and dictators of the EU!