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rondetto On about 4 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 12, 2021 @ 14:41:28
''Say, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?'' asked one drunk to his friend at the next bar stool.

''Well, I'd have to say it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much,'' answered the equally wasted gent.

“Ah hell, whaddya know, I've been married to one of those for years and years now and never knew it."
darkman666 On about 2 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 12, 2021 @ 19:16:28
@rondetto Said

''Say, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?'' asked one drunk to his friend at the next bar stool.

''Well, I'd have to say it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much,'' answered the equally wasted gent.

“Ah hell, whaddya know, I've been married to one of those for years and years now and never knew it."





my dates won't go out with me without a breathalyzer with me on our date. they want first, if they are drunk enough go out with me. if not, we have stop at liquid store first to continue our date.
rondetto On about 4 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Jan 12, 2021 @ 19:27:29


How you doing buddy? Virus free I hope.
darkman666 On about 2 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#4New Post! Jan 12, 2021 @ 19:50:15
@rondetto Said



How you doing buddy? Virus free I hope.


yes, i been doing fine. i had blood pressure medicine changed, because it wasn't that well a couple of weeks ago. i had to get a blood thinner and blood pressure pill. now, i doing much better!
rondetto On about 4 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Jan 13, 2021 @ 05:27:08
Excellent
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