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rondetto On about 4 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 07, 2021 @ 09:26:41
Husband: "My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!"
Officer: "Age?"
Husband: "I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays."
Officer: "Height?"
Husband: "I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall."
OFFICER : "Weight?"
Husband: "Don't know. Not slim, not really fat."
OFFICER : "Colour of eyes?"
Husband: "Sort of brown I think."
OFFICER : "Colour of hair?"
Husband: "Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember."
OFFICER : "What was she wearing?"
Husband: "Could have been jeans, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly."
OFFICER : "What kind of car did she go in?"
Husband: "She went in my motorhome."
OFFICER : "What kind of motorhome was it?"
Husband : "VOLKSWAGON camper van registered July 2015
Fiat 2.8 jtd manual right hand drive With 180 watt solar panels
Hab air con , refillable gas bottles , electric step , led lights , rear camera, fridge freezer, Avtec pull out TV , electric windows , blown heating , superb shower."
At this point the husband started choking up.
OFFICER: "Take it easy sir. We'll find your motorhome for you."
darkman666 On about 2 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 07, 2021 @ 17:55:18
@rondetto Said

Husband: "My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!"
Officer: "Age?"
Husband: "I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays."
Officer: "Height?"
Husband: "I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall."
OFFICER : "Weight?"
Husband: "Don't know. Not slim, not really fat."
OFFICER : "Colour of eyes?"
Husband: "Sort of brown I think."
OFFICER : "Colour of hair?"
Husband: "Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember."
OFFICER : "What was she wearing?"
Husband: "Could have been jeans, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly."
OFFICER : "What kind of car did she go in?"
Husband: "She went in my motorhome."
OFFICER : "What kind of motorhome was it?"
Husband : "VOLKSWAGON camper van registered July 2015
Fiat 2.8 jtd manual right hand drive With 180 watt solar panels
Hab air con , refillable gas bottles , electric step , led lights , rear camera, fridge freezer, Avtec pull out TV , electric windows , blown heating , superb shower."
At this point the husband started choking up.
OFFICER: "Take it easy sir. We'll find your motorhome for you."


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