Pub menu

A sign of the times, I noticed that my local gastropub had started to sell prepared meals that can be cooked at home.
The blackboard by the door said "Today's special" "Mixed grill".
I stopped to ask the chef what the ingredients consisted of, he went on to say "Sir, I have, fried kidney, boiled tongue, braised liver and chicken legs"

I said "look mate, we all have our problems, just hand me the menu."