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rondetto On about 19 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 04, 2021 @ 13:20:54
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing the sick-leave provisions set out by their contract.
One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, "This man," he announced, "called in sick yesterday!"
There on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score. of 10 under par.
A union negotiator broke the silence in the room.
"Wow!" he said. "Just think of the score he could have had if he wasn't sick!"
darkman666 On about 6 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 05, 2021 @ 01:19:38
@rondetto Said

Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing the sick-leave provisions set out by their contract.
One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, "This man," he announced, "called in sick yesterday!"
There on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score. of 10 under par.
A union negotiator broke the silence in the room.
"Wow!" he said. "Just think of the score he could have had if he wasn't sick!"


darkman666 On about 6 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Jan 05, 2021 @ 01:39:36



i forgot edit this joke, still good one ha ha!
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