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rondetto On about 4 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 18, 2020 @ 12:07:50
I don't know about you but the buttons on my jeans have started social

distancing from each other!
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I went to the chemist today, I said ' do you know what best kills the virus ?' She said 'ammonia cleaner,' i said "oh sorry I thought you worked here."
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Got my water bill today for the last 3 months. £250!
Then I saw an advert for Oxfam stating they can supply a whole village with
water for £5 a month...
I Think I'll be changing my supplier!
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Darkman666 On March 27, 2024




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Nov 18, 2020 @ 17:42:15
@rondetto Said

I don't know about you but the buttons on my jeans have started social

distancing from each other!
_____________________

I went to the chemist today, I said ' do you know what best kills the virus ?' She said 'ammonia cleaner,' i said "oh sorry I thought you worked here."
____________________

Got my water bill today for the last 3 months. £250!
Then I saw an advert for Oxfam stating they can supply a whole village with
water for £5 a month...
I Think I'll be changing my supplier!
___________________


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