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rondetto On about 8 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Oct 16, 2020 @ 14:01:18
A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the Income Tax auditor who had come to review his records.

At one point the auditor exclaimed, ''Mr. Jones, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the UK. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile.''

''Thank God,'' returned Mr. Jones, with a giant grin on his face, ''I thought you were going to want me to pay with cash.''
darkman666 On about 1 hour ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Oct 16, 2020 @ 16:47:55
@rondetto Said

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the Income Tax auditor who had come to review his records.

At one point the auditor exclaimed, ''Mr. Jones, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the UK. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile.''

''Thank God,'' returned Mr. Jones, with a giant grin on his face, ''I thought you were going to want me to pay with cash.''


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