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rondetto On October 29, 2020




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Oct 11, 2020 @ 07:36:22
A policeman stopped me today.

As I stepped out of the car he said, "Sir, what did the big sign say back there?"

"Children, Slow Down." I replied.

"So why didn't you?" he asked.

I said, "Because I'm an adult."
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A lorry full of mustard pickle and a car full of clowns has collided on the M6 near preston.

Police have said to avoid the area as it's like piccalilli circus!!!
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Even though Jesus was a Carpenter, he never featured on any of their albums.

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