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rondetto On October 29, 2020




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Oct 10, 2020 @ 11:20:21
I was in the bank earlier when Diana Ross tried to push in .

I said , you can't hurry love you'll just have to wait.
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This Doctor retires, and goes off on a world cruise. Inevitably he gets into a routine, and every day at 4, he goes to the cocktail bar and gets his favourite drink - an Almond Daquiri. The bartender, d***, gets used to this and makes sure he has it ready when the doctor appears (it's a 5 Star cruise).

But one day, d*** starts to get the almond daquiri ready, when he realises he's run out of almonds, so looks around desperately. He finds some Hickory nuts, which he blends and to him, you can't tell the difference.

The doctor arrives and d*** presents him with his drink. But the doctor's not fooled, and asks 'Is this an almond daquiri, d***?'

d*** replies: 'No, it's a hickory daquiri, Doc'.
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mrmhead On about 4 hours ago




NE, Ohio
#2New Post! Oct 10, 2020 @ 13:37:28
Sheriff Roy was so happy and proud of his new pair of cowboy boots. He rode around town on his horse, showing them off, getting compliments from the townsfolk.

He decided to ride over to the next town to pay a visit. But on the way a mountain lion attacked him tearing him up and ruining his new boots. The sheriff survived, rode back to town and gathered a few friends to hunt down the lion.

The next day the posse returned and the sheriff had the dead lion. One of the townsfolk came up and asked him:

Pardon me Roy. Is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
darkman666 On about 2 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Oct 10, 2020 @ 22:27:28
@mrmhead Said

Sheriff Roy was so happy and proud of his new pair of cowboy boots. He rode around town on his horse, showing them off, getting compliments from the townsfolk.

He decided to ride over to the next town to pay a visit. But on the way a mountain lion attacked him tearing him up and ruining his new boots. The sheriff survived, rode back to town and gathered a few friends to hunt down the lion.

The next day the posse returned and the sheriff had the dead lion. One of the townsfolk came up and asked him:

Pardon me Roy. Is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?



darkman666 On about 2 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#4New Post! Oct 10, 2020 @ 22:41:48
@rondetto Said

I was in the bank earlier when Diana Ross tried to push in .

I said , you can't hurry love you'll just have to wait.
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This Doctor retires, and goes off on a world cruise. Inevitably he gets into a routine, and every day at 4, he goes to the cocktail bar and gets his favourite drink - an Almond Daquiri. The bartender, d***, gets used to this and makes sure he has it ready when the doctor appears (it's a 5 Star cruise).

But one day, d*** starts to get the almond daquiri ready, when he realises he's run out of almonds, so looks around desperately. He finds some Hickory nuts, which he blends and to him, you can't tell the difference.

The doctor arrives and d*** presents him with his drink. But the doctor's not fooled, and asks 'Is this an almond daquiri, d***?'

d*** replies: 'No, it's a hickory daquiri, Doc'.
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This type of the joke, why I don't drink!
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