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Jennifer1984 On July 20, 2022
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Penzance, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 30, 2020 @ 22:23:33
"Fred, Daphne and Shaggy, can you name any one of Africa's big 5 animals".

"Rhino"

"I know you do Scooby, but it's not your turn."



We had an RAF pilot who is on furlough round to do some decorating in our house today.

He made a lovely job of the landing.



Police have charged a man with using sandpaper to murder his victim.

He told police "I only wanted to rough him up a bit."



(and now folks, the worst one of all.................)


A bear goes into a bar and says to the barman "I want a whisky ................................................................................................................ and a coke.

The barman says "Why the big pause?"

The bear looks at his hands and says "I don't know. I was born with them."


I'll go and get my coat.
Darkman666 On April 23, 2024




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 30, 2020 @ 23:20:28
@Jennifer1984 Said

"Fred, Daphne and Shaggy, can you name any one of Africa's big 5 animals".

"Rhino"

"I know you do Scooby, but it's not your turn."



We had an RAF pilot who is on furlough round to do some decorating in our house today.

He made a lovely job of the landing.



Police have charged a man with using sandpaper to murder his victim.

He told police "I only wanted to rough him up a bit."



(and now folks, the worst one of all.................)


A bear goes into a bar and says to the barman "I want a whisky ................................................................................................................ and a coke.

The barman says "Why the big pause?"

The bear looks at his hands and says "I don't know. I was born with them."


I'll go and get my coat.





you have the same sense of humor like your old man, rondetto, jr!
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