Clever dog

During the local match, a spectator was surprised to see a dog walk onto the pitch and start kicking the football, eventually scoring two goals.
"That's incredible!" he exclaimed to the man next to him.
"Yes," he said, "but he's a terrible disappointment to his parents. They wanted him to take up cricket."

that remind me of my ex-girlfriend.

one day, we went to the park. we usually play football, and i usually threw the football and she fetch it in her mouth. my ex wasn 't a dog, i couldn't let her live with me in my apartment. no animals allows.

one day, i threw the football in the woods. she ran with her four legs in the wood, and she came back. not with a football. but a cricket in her mouth.