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dookie On December 16, 2023
Foolish Bombu





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#1New Post! Sep 17, 2020 @ 08:02:46
A guy is showing his mate around his new house.

"This is the kitchen"

"Very nice" his mate says.

"This is the lounge"

"Oh, yes, very nice" his mate says.

They go upstairs and the guy opens the door to the bedroom. His wife is in bed with another guy.

"This is the first bedroom" he says.

"Er, er.....er....very nice" his mate says.

Then the second bedroom and then they go back downstairs.

"Now you've seen the house, would you like a cup of tea?" the guy asks.

"Yes, but what about that guy in bed with your wife?" his mate asks.

"Oh, him, he can get his own tea"
Darkman666 On about 19 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 17, 2020 @ 15:46:35
@dookie Said

A guy is showing his mate around his new house.

"This is the kitchen"

"Very nice" his mate says.

"This is the lounge"

"Oh, yes, very nice" his mate says.

They go upstairs and the guy opens the door to the bedroom. His wife is in bed with another guy.

"This is the first bedroom" he says.

"Er, er.....er....very nice" his mate says.

Then the second bedroom and then they go back downstairs.

"Now you've seen the house, would you like a cup of tea?" the guy asks.

"Yes, but what about that guy in bed with your wife?" his mate asks.

"Oh, him, he can get his own tea"



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