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rondetto On 24 minutes ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 15, 2020 @ 12:38:02
My friend Kim announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently during lock down.
“Good!” I exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and chips, I’ll call you first.”
“Great!” she replied. “I’ll come with you.”
darkman666 On about 5 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 15, 2020 @ 17:44:53
@rondetto Said

My friend Kim announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently during lock down.
“Good!” I exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and chips, I’ll call you first.”
“Great!” she replied. “I’ll come with you.”




you heard about jerry - the famous pal of " tom and jerry ". hard times, fell on jerry. he gained 400 pounds, and tom hasn't see his pal for long time. jerry call tom to meet and see him at his house.

tom went to his friend's house, and tom went open the front door. there was the 400 pound naked jerry lying on a dinner plate, with a knife and a fork beside both the plate.

tom was shock by he saw and all sudden, jerry said, " here's kitty, kitty! "
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