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rondetto On 33 minutes ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 14, 2020 @ 11:23:42
The sergeant was in one of his rare moods as he lectured the recruits.

"Let me ask you a simple question, what is fortification?"

There was no response. Nor did any of the rookies answer when he repeated the question.

Walking up to the new man who looked closest to normal, the sergeant barked right into his face, "What is fortification?"

The soldier gulped and managed an answer, "Two twentifications, Sarge!"
darkman666 On about 5 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 14, 2020 @ 14:15:00
@rondetto Said

The sergeant was in one of his rare moods as he lectured the recruits.

"Let me ask you a simple question, what is fortification?"

There was no response. Nor did any of the rookies answer when he repeated the question.

Walking up to the new man who looked closest to normal, the sergeant barked right into his face, "What is fortification?"

The soldier gulped and managed an answer, "Two twentifications, Sarge!"




that's sound right, fortification minus two twentifications equal two twentifications.
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