Thanks for the info......it was simply ewe (female sheep) and Ewan and the subsequent cover up!
Anyway, as this is a family forum I will resist the temptation to relate the story of the country yokel who was overcome with emotion when, walking in the hills, he spotted the place where he had first made love.
you might or not might to relate this hermit that comes from the mountain. he goes to the nearest bar and get a drink.
the hermit is horney, and ask the bartender, " is any women in this town, that get some for a couple of hours. "
the bartender said the hermit, " sir, this is a mining town, we have no women in town. but, we have a sheep in the back here, that would help? "
the hermit look at the bartender and he said to the bartender, " i ok, take the back. " the hermit give some money to the bartender.
the bartender shown a storage room with a tied up a sheep and then the bartender left.
the hermit grabs the sheep's a** and drops his pants. all sudden, the hermit turn his back and a group of people are watching him. one of the group was the sheriff and he was pissed off what he watching going to do.
the hermit look at the bartender, and him, " why is angry at me? ". the bartender said, " that's his girl friend! "
dookie - you could be relate to the hermit, the sheriff, or the sheep? you never know!