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dookie On December 16, 2023
Foolish Bombu





, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Aug 23, 2020 @ 09:00:38
Yes folks, as the UK Government continues its plea for people to get back to work as lockdowm measures ease, as it pleads for schoolchildren to return to school, as the UK Exam fiasco rumbles on, as the Trade Talks with the EU head for stalemate and a No-Deal.......yes, the Commander in Chief Boris Johnson leads from the front by taking a holiday in Scotland.

(Yes, the same Boris Johnson with the "Oven Ready Deal" which helped win him the GE, who also......but why list all the calamities?)
Jennifer1984 On July 20, 2022
Returner and proud





Penzance, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Aug 23, 2020 @ 13:29:40
Apparently, Scottish bookmakers have dramatically shortened the odds on anybody sighting the Loch Ness Monster before anybody sees Boris who is (allegedly) holidaying north of the border.

It has been a long time since anybody reported seeing the huge, brutish animal. Or the Loch Ness Monster. A sighting of either is not expected in the near future.

He has been conspicuous by his absence while chaos has reigned over school exam results and if he remains true to form, he won't be seen or heard of until the heat dies down.

There are very few strip clubs or lap dancing bars in Scotland, and all of these have been searched, but alas, so far nothing.

A survey of local prostitutes has been met with puzzled shrugs. “I thought I’d be quids in with Boris coming up here, but it seems I wasted my money on this schoolgirl outfit for nothin’ said an Aberdeen ‘hostess’ just before boarding a helicopter bound for the oil rigs with several of her friends.

Boris Johnson has not made any comment on the scandal in the education grading system since the story broke, prompting many to suggest that he may have just vanished for good.

We should be so lucky.
dookie On December 16, 2023
Foolish Bombu





, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Aug 23, 2020 @ 14:22:41
Guardian Cartoon


(The joke centres around Loch Mess)
Don1945 On February 08, 2021




Fort Myers, Florida
#4New Post! Aug 23, 2020 @ 15:52:46
@dookie Said

Yes folks, as the UK Government continues its plea for people to get back to work as lockdowm measures ease, as it pleads for schoolchildren to return to school, as the UK Exam fiasco rumbles on, as the Trade Talks with the EU head for stalemate and a No-Deal.......yes, the Commander in Chief Boris Johnson leads from the front by taking a holiday in Scotland.

(Yes, the same Boris Johnson with the "Oven Ready Deal" which helped win him the GE, who also......but why list all the calamities?)



Sounds like your leader has the same work ethic as our orange skinned clown. People are dying left and right and he plays golf and fiddles. I guess they need these breaks because they work so hard the rest of the time (not).
Jennifer1984 On July 20, 2022
Returner and proud





Penzance, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Aug 23, 2020 @ 16:27:44
Boris Johnson has more time off than Stephen Hawking's football boots.
dookie On December 16, 2023
Foolish Bombu





, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Aug 23, 2020 @ 16:30:45
@Don1945 Said

Sounds like your leader has the same work ethic as our orange skinned clown. People are dying left and right and he plays golf and fiddles. I guess they need these breaks because they work so hard the rest of the time (not).



Any use of the word "ethic" is totally inappropriate when speaking of Boris Johnson.
mrmhead On March 27, 2024




NE, Ohio
#7New Post! Aug 23, 2020 @ 19:49:49
@Don1945 Said

Sounds like your leader has the same work ethic as our orange skinned clown. People are dying left and right and he plays golf and fiddles. I guess they need these breaks because they work so hard the rest of the time (not).



Hey!
Watching FoxNews and tweeting while on the s***ter at 3am has got to be hard work!

And this past week he had to counter tweet the DNC.

He needs a break once in a while.

Date Day of Week Hours at Club Club
08/22/2020 Saturday 4:55 Trump Natl, Potomac Falls, VA

Played Golf?* Time at Club
Yes 10 am-3_05 pm

Visit Count Golf Count Cumulative Hours Comments
274 134 2572:20

Trump Golf Count

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