School lesson

The teacher asks the class: Where do apples grow?

Smart Samantha answers: On apple trees.

The teacher asks the class: Where do pears grow?

Clever Curtis answers: On pear trees.

The teacher asks the class: Where do dates grow?

The class is silent. Little Johnny raises his hand and says: On calendars?

Hiya buddy, how's things where you are? Have you got many with this damn virus.
We had a holiday booked to Spain next month but it's been cancelled. I think
this is not going to go away any time soon.

i never able take a real good trip anywhere. when i was kid, when i went to europe with my mom. we didn't go on a plane or a boat. all i remember from the trip, that my mom keep screaming to me, " shup, keep swimming, i see land!! "

if you got to spain, you would be isolate 14 days in spain, then you can tour the place. of course, your plane ticket expire in 14 days, you fly then. and, miss spain. you will see the sights of spain from your hotel's window that point into an alley.

when i was younger, during working career, i could afford few times my boy's camp in the summertime. i was think one time, going graceland to see elvis's home. i was so desperated to go somewhere, i don't even like evis. i didn't go, yuggh!!