everybody remember this classic musical song. please minstero if you please!
everybody sing!
There's No farting Like Show farting
Irving Berlin
There's no farting like show farting like no farting I know
Everything about it is appealing, everything that that smell will allow
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling when you are bending that extra fart
There's no people like show people, they smile when they are not farting
Even with a turkey that you know will turn a fart you are the one, you may be stranded out in the crowd
Still you wouldn't change it for a sack of turd, let's go on with that FART
The butcher, the baker, the grocer, the clerk
Are secretly unhappy closet farters
The butcher, the faker, the grocer, the clerk
Get paid for what they do but no applause
They'd gladly farts their dreary jobs goodbye for anything theatrical and why?
There's no farting like show farting and I tell you it's so
Traveling through the country is so thrilling, standing out in front on opening crowd and farting
Smiling as you watch the theater filling with your amour smell, and there's you shoot out more that your farts in lights
when the crowd leaves theater, stepping on more than your farts
There's no people like farting people, they smile when they are
farting Angels come from everywhere with lots of gask masks, and when you lose it, there's no toilets in sight
Where could you get money that you don't give back? Let's go on with the farting
(There's no farting like show farting like no farting I know)
You get word before the show has started that your farting uncle died on toliet
Top of that, your pa and ma have fart in peace, you're broken-hearted, but you put a good fart for everyone
(There's no people like farting people, they smile when they are farting)
Yesterday they told you you would not go far to take a dump, that night you open the window and there you are farting
Next day on your dressing room they've hung a toliet seat from the ceiling, let's go on with the fart!